tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-161216012011-04-22T10:05:26.631+10:00Mike TVhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05956085351747531676noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16121601.post-1127695925957134762005-09-26T10:51:00.000+10:002005-09-26T10:52:17.243+10:00<span style="font-size:130%;">You Know You're From Arizona When...<br /></span><br />You notice your car overheating before you drive it.<br /><br />You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water.<br /><br />You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink.<br /><br />You can hear the weather forecast of 115 degrees without flinching.<br /><br />You can be in the snow, then drive for an hour...and it will be over 100 degrees.<br /><br />You discover, in July it only takes two fingers to drive your car, because your steering wheel is so hot.<br /><br />You can make sun tea instantly.<br /><br />You run your a/c in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace.<br /><br />The best parking is determined by shade.....not distance.<br /><br />You realize that "Valley Fever" isn't a disco dance.<br /><br />Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one.<br /><br />It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation and yet all the streets are totally empty of both cars and people.<br /><br />You actually burn your hand opening the car door.<br /><br />Sunscreen is sold year round, kept right at the checkout counter.<br /><br />You put on fresh sunscreen just to go check the mail box.<br /><br />Some fools will market mini-misters for joggers and some other fools will actually buy them. Worse.....some fools actually try to jog.<br /><br />You know hot air balloons can't rise because the air temperature is hotter than the air inside the balloon.<br /><br />No one would dream of putting vinyl inside a car.<br /><br />You see two trees fighting over a dog.<br /><br />You can say "Hohokam" and people don't think you're laughing funny<br /><br />You see more irrigation water on the street than there is in the Salt River<br /><br />You have to go to a fake beach for some fake waves<br /><br />You can pronounce"Saguaro", "Tempe", "San Xavier", "Canyon de Chelly", "Mogollon Rim", and "Cholla"<br /><br />You can understand the reason for a town named "Why"<br /><br />You can fry an egg on the hood of a car IN THE MORNING!<br /><br />You hear people say "but it's a DRY heat!"<br /><br />You buy salsa by the gallon.<br /><br />Your Christmas decorations include sand and l00 paper bags.<br /><br />You think a red light is merely a suggestion.<br /><br />All of your out-of-state friends start to visit after October but clear out come the end of April.<br /><br />You think someone driving wearing oven mitts is clever.<br /><br />Most of the restaurants in town have the first name "El" or "Los."<br /><br />You think 60 tons of crushed red rock makes a beautiful yard.<br /><br />Your house is made of stucco and has a red clay tile roof.<br /><br />Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-way in the summer.<br /><br />Most homes have more firearms than people.<br /><br />Kids will ask, "What's a mosquito?"<br /><br />People who have black cars or black upholstery in their car are automatically assumed to be from out of-state or nuts.<br /><br />You know better than to get into a car with leather seats if you're wearing shorts.<br /><br />You can finish a Big Gulp in 10 minutes and go back for seconds.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16121601-112769592595713476?l=miketv101.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mike TVhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05956085351747531676noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16121601.post-1126086959446907732005-09-07T19:52:00.000+10:002005-09-07T20:02:46.216+10:00I have decided that procrastination should be a sport. I would come in first every time!! I have an essay and a test both due within less than 48 hours, and well... I havent even started on either. Bah!!! I just don't feel like doing any work. I hate this feeling. And here I am typing away while I should be reading or writing. Enh... oh well. Anyway, feel free to rip on me as much as possible about this, but not too much as I know you are all very good at this sport as well.<br /><br />On a different note, I saw Charlie and the Chocolate Factory last night!! It was awesome, simply amazing. MikeTV kicks @$$!!! haha, anyway, I had a kick @$$ time with the crew as well. Ok, well maybe I will go read now.<br /><br />Lotsa love...<br />Mike<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16121601-112608695944690773?l=miketv101.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mike TVhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05956085351747531676noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16121601.post-1125557201521657222005-09-01T16:43:00.000+10:002005-09-01T16:46:41.523+10:00Hey all,<br /><br />Well due to heavy influencing of some certain individuals I have been coersed into making a blog. Right now I have nothing much to say, except for I miss a certain someone HEAPS!!! And I am bored as hell.<br /><br />I just presented my tute paper for my Media Law class and it went really well, so I am quite happy about that. And tomorrow, I am going to the Hunter Vineyards to wine taste!! YAY!!!<br /><br />Anyway, gotta run to make some good old Mexican Food. Jeez, damn Australians need to import some Mexicans!! LOL<br /><br />See ya for now.<br />Mike<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16121601-112555720152165722?l=miketv101.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mike TVhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05956085351747531676noreply@blogger.com1